Come along with me and you will see a land full of nerd-er-y. ^.^

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

missbassweight:

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Forever reblog. hate is taught, always.

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

(Source: idontcare90)

The one you would call an undeniable sex machine is actually shy and a little introverted. The assassin emo-looking kid is a big cry baby who needs people to shower with him. The ridiculously manly (ahem! Absolutely squishy!) one is actually satan’s right-hand man who goes about giving choke…

(Source: exothermic-cosmos)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(Source: lenmanas)